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deluxedyke:

mrbenibo:

So Louis C.K. decided to go full red pill, huh? Dude’s started following bigots and neo-Nazis on twitter.

Trash.

in the words of ms jasmine masters:

“just as i thought, trash”

disorders:

is it cold in here or is that just my heart

lohver:

sometimes people don’t come back.

and sometimes that’s okay.

theblackseductress:

When you change, don’t announce it. Just bloom.

snapchatting2:

magitekgaymer:

snapchatting2:

Museum security guard 1: Wait, did you hear something?

Museum security guard 2: Yeah, I think it came from the gift shop.

Me, who broke into the museum and had already stolen dozens of priceless artifacts but decided to stop by the gift shop to score a snow globe:

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This is oddly specific.

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fozmeadows:

flatluigi:

veliseraptor:

seagodofmagic:

veliseraptor:

okay but I did not know that there is a story about f. scott fitzgerald nervously showing ernest hemingway his penis because zelda said he couldn’t satisfy a woman with it and ernest hemingway was like “lol no dude you’re fine”

what are the modernists even

the best part of that story in context is that before they pull out their dicks, hemingway spends the better part of a chapter physically describing fitzgerald in great detail, claiming to be grossed out by him but obviously, obviously uncomfortably attracted

oh my god, it got better. I just went to find an excerpt and

Scott was a man then who looked like a boy with a face between handsome and pretty. He had very fair wavy hair, a high forehead, excited and friendly eyes and a delicate long-lipped Irish mouth that, on a girl, would have been the mouth of a beauty. His chin was well built and he had good ears and a handsome, almost beautiful, unmarked nose. This should not have added up to a pretty face, but that came from the coloring, the very fair hair and the mouth. The mouth worried you until you knew him and then it worried you more.

ernest hemingway calm down and control your thirst a little

“The mouth worried you until you knew him and then it worried you more“ is a hell of a line 

No Homo: A Literary Masterpiece

animatedmovie:

me @ those black figures in the corner of my eye at my house that disappear when i turn in that direction: i know you’re there bitch

sheabutterbitch:

I can’t believe I go back to fucking work tomorrow

gdi-fridays:

systemshocker:

what the fuck is bandersnatch. what the fuck is bird box. i am watching fantastic four rise of the silver surfer

Birdbox Bandersnatch is that one actor from sherlock